Get a new short story delivered to your mailbox every month: smut guaranteed.
The next dispatch goes out October 9th
( $10/mth in Canada, $15/mth international)
Snail mail just got way hotter. Like, waaaay hotter.
Join The Dirty Dispatch Club and get exclusive smutty short stories mailed to you every month. Each Dirty Dispatch includes:
Exclusive
An exclusive, short story with new characters and themes: smutty romance guaranteed.
Steamy
A postcard book cover painted by the author showcasing themes in the story and full book blurb.
Inside Look
A letter from Heather MacLellan about the story, inspiration, theme, and cover design.
Cheeky
A bookish token to add to your collection based on the monthly theme and story.
The Dirty Dispatch Club
Mail Club Content Samples
New Themes & Stories Every Month
A New Way to Read Romance
October's Dirty Dispatch: The Last Place I Looked
Trip and Leela have been friends since the day they were born. Their mothers were friends and they went everywhere together. That meant Trip and Leela went everywhere together...whether they liked it or not. It was fine when they were younger, but they're all grown up and would prefer the company of other people these days. When Leela decides she's leaving town to take another job, their mothers decide she's not going anywhere and spend the rest of the month making sure Leela realizes what she's leaving behind.
Previous Dirty Dispatch Stores
Smutty little short stories
These stories are no longer available
Meet the Author
Heather MacLellan is the author of 7 smutty romance novels including 2 complete romance trilogies, The Blurred Lines Series and The Selfish Love Series. Her 7th novel, One Thing at a Time, was released in 2026.
"I wanted to find a way to connect with my readers on a regular basis and take things offline. I am always writing something new and can't leave a story unfinished so this is a great way to get my work out there and share it with the world. Plus, who doesn't love snail mail? It's such a fun and intimate way to share my writing with people who want more of it. I created The Dirty Dispatch Club as a way to combine my love of writing, connecting and creating. I do all of my own writing, editing and publishing, including creating all of my own book covers, so that makes The Dirty Dispatch Club even more special. You'll get something new from me every single month and who knows: maybe one of those short stories will become a full-fledged book someday. This is one of the most creative and inspired projects I've taken on in a long time and I can't wait to hear what people think of these new smutty short stories!"
- Heather
Hot stuff coming your way...
"Heather had me in a chokehold!"
"I was looking for a contemporary romance series that has humor, spice and relatable characters and boy did I find it! Heather had me in a chokehold! All of her characters are so well written and dreamy. I can't wait to dive into what's next!" - Kate Hodder
"Witty, steamy and surprisingly heartfelt."
"Heather's books are a blast to read! They're witty, steamy and surprisingly heartfelt. I loved the characters, the fun storylines, and yes, they definitely made me blush in places. I highly recommend her writing when you just need to check your brain at the door and dive into fun stories!" - Sara Roach Lewis
Treat yourself and your wildest imagination
Super satisfying short story smut delivered right to your door every month for less than the cost of a coffee at you know where. I can hear you moaning from here. Get in on the action now.
Frequently asked questions
What's included in the monthly fee?
The monthly fee includes all materials associated with The Dirty Dispatch Club (printed short story, postcard cover, letter from the author and bookish trinkets like stickers or bookmarks). Every month a new story and theme will be sent to you via snail mail. This fee includes shipping but does not include tax. Tax will be calculated upon checkout depending on your location. The fee is processed in Canadian dollars. International fees for US and Europe are $15 CAD plus tax per month.
How "smutty" is the smut in the stories?
These stories are written by a contemporary romance author who doesn't hold back in the smut department. These stories are for the 18+ crowd and should not be considered young adult reading by today's industry standards.
What tropes or themes can I expect?
Each month, you'll receive a Dirty Dispatch from Heather MacLellan featuring any number of tropes or themes presented in a short story format. Each story will be 4000-8000 words and will span slow burn, enemies to lovers, one bed, forced proximity, work-related mishaps, friend's best friend, brothers, gay romance, and many more.
What is the monthly cut off date for new members?
You can join The Dirty Dispatch Club at any time. If the current month's subscription has already gone out, you will be automatically added to the following month's subscription service. Orders are fulfilled on the 9th of every month so the sooner you join, the sooner you'll start receiving smutty romance stories in the mail.
Can I order a subscription as a gift?
Yes, you can order a subscription as a gift for someone. Simply fill out their name and address when you check out and they'll receive the dispatch in the mail each month until you cancel.
What is the cancellation policy?
You can cancel your subscription at any time. Return to the email or any invoice and follow the directions to cancel your subscription. Alternatively, you can email heatheramaclellan@gmail.com to cancel as well. You will receive a confirmation email of your intent to cancel and will no longer be billed. If the current month's shipment has already been sent, your subscription will cease prior to the following month's subscription payment being processed.